What are the things about you that I love?
Your wit is what attracted me to you.
Yet that is not the only facet of
Your personality you use to woo.
O Lauren, have you such great poise that I–
Wait, no, that can’t be right I meant you are
So silly in a shameless way. And pie!
Oh pie, you make great pie; won’t drive the car
So I can feel my chariot is good
Enough for you to grace its seat with your
Alluring figure. Hearing your voice could
Melt the heart of the most evil Igor.
To keep you near forevermore to me
Would I do all the universe decreed.