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I’ve had a blog for one-third of my life.
Yes, that totally is worth repeating here and on Twitter.

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…as most of D.C. is currently under a tornado warning and those are scary. (I know the first fact because I obsessively watch The Weather Channel, and the second because I live in tornado alley, anyway…)
But I will because it’s my blog and I can if I wanna…
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My husband won’t let me put a swing set in our bedroom.
Seriously, why do I even keep him?

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I’m going to get my real name legally changed to &Lauren; so I can be an ASCII code.

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I bought some Aussie brand shampoo and conditioner and it smells just like cat urine. Not at first– it smells good in the bottle– but when your hair dries.
Is this… like… what the Australians think smells good? Do they feel a special kinship toward cat pee? Do they… like… walk [...]

Every few months, I sign into my Neopets account, take 1000 NP out of the bank, put my starving pets in a cockroach motel for 28 days, and then put the rest of the money on the poogle races.

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Sometime last week, I had a tornado dream, which I’ve had regularly for the last 17 years. They’ve changed over the years, but usually the dreams go something like: panic, run for cover to ironic building of glass, feel tornado hitting building, pray, survive. Generally, they feature my dad, my brother and sister or their [...]

Alright, I’ve done the math.
I spend 90 percent of my life reading about books. I spend 1 percent actually reading books. The rest of the 9 percent is varied between (and in no particular order): eating, sleeping, cleaning, bathing, errands/shopping, painting/instruments/random hobbies, exercising and having sex.

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I am just a bit behind in here, I suppose. It’s been a crazy week and a half. I finally got my power back on Sunday, and then my computer stopped working until Tuesday, and I’ve been doing Christmas shopping. I’m trying to think of something meaningful to write, but really, who [...]

(2007-12-07 22:59:11) fizleglitz: i wish i had the slightest interest in crafts
(2007-12-07 23:01:11) fizleglitz: i worked on the keyclub scrapbook in high school, and i was pretty good at it, but it was with a group of friends and therefore fun
(2007-12-07 23:02:24) fizleglitz: we spent most of the time making rubber cement balls though
(2007-12-07 23:02:30) [...]