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Alright, you all asked for it.
I’m about to sing Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. –Pride and Prejudice

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I was totally pressured into this one. I KNOW I can’t do this one without cracking up laughing. I mean hello???? Cooking MCs like a pound of BACON??? DUDE. No.
Don’t laugh at my pain.

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Oh, man, she did it again.
Rizzo.

A valet, of stealthy step, thence conducted me, in silence, through many dark and intricate passages in my progress to the studio of his master. –The Fall of the House of Usher

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Yes, please don’t. haha.
This is terribly loud. I’m not sure what happened this time, but turn it down. Apparently, I was eating the microphone. Hey, it’s 5am. You were warned.
Last song? I hope? I beg of myself? tee hee

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WE BE JAMMIN’ OLD SKOOL!
WORD TO YA MOTHER!

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We’re getting closer to the end, and that means I’m getting stupid.
So, what does that mean for you?
KARAOKE! BRITNEY SPEARS STYLE! OMGWTFBBQSPEARS!!!!!

I am alone and miserable; man will not associate with me; but one as deformed and horrible as myself would not deny herself to me. My companion must be of the same [...]