no pie for you
Saturday, June 14th, 2008Husband: I opened the jar.
Lauren: After working on that ALL night?! I guess that must have warmed it up..
Husband: It was easy. I was just tired last night.
Lauren: And my problem? Are you saying I’m weak?!
Husband: You ARE the girl.. You’re supposed to be weak and have sexy men like me open jars for you. *parades around all ape-like*
Lauren: Just for that I’m wearing shoes when I cook dinner for you today!!