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i shouldn’t joke about this

…as most of D.C. is currently under a tornado warning and those are scary. (I know the first fact because I obsessively watch The Weather Channel, and the second because I live in tornado alley, anyway…)
But I will because it’s my blog and I can if I wanna…
me: so, do you think [...]

and there goes my life

I just said to my husband, “I need to go to Suzanne’s (natural herbs/food store) and Hobby Lobby.”
I can’t believe I just uttered those words. Me. I never, in a million years, would have thought…

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no fun at all

My husband won’t let me put a swing set in our bedroom.
Seriously, why do I even keep him?

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may 23, 2008

I’m going to get my real name legally changed to &Lauren; so I can be an ASCII code.

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holy dooley!

I bought some Aussie brand shampoo and conditioner and it smells just like cat urine. Not at first– it smells good in the bottle– but when your hair dries.
Is this… like… what the Australians think smells good? Do they feel a special kinship toward cat pee? Do they… like… walk [...]

burnt grackle bug on a stick

Every few months, I sign into my Neopets account, take 1000 NP out of the bank, put my starving pets in a cockroach motel for 28 days, and then put the rest of the money on the poogle races.

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math time

Alright, I’ve done the math.
I spend 90 percent of my life reading about books. I spend 1 percent actually reading books. The rest of the 9 percent is varied between (and in no particular order): eating, sleeping, cleaning, bathing, errands/shopping, painting/instruments/random hobbies, exercising and having sex.

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story time

Once upon a time there lived a turtle. His name was Mr. Turtle and he lived in the land of Laurendesk. Laurendesk was an interesting place to live because in the deepest, darkest part of Laurendesk, there lived an Evil Vicious Lion.

However, Evil Vicious Lion has nothing to do with this [...]

random wednesday

I am just a bit behind in here, I suppose. It’s been a crazy week and a half. I finally got my power back on Sunday, and then my computer stopped working until Tuesday, and I’ve been doing Christmas shopping. I’m trying to think of something meaningful to write, but really, who [...]

random friday

(2007-12-07 22:59:11) fizleglitz: i wish i had the slightest interest in crafts
(2007-12-07 23:01:11) fizleglitz: i worked on the keyclub scrapbook in high school, and i was pretty good at it, but it was with a group of friends and therefore fun
(2007-12-07 23:02:24) fizleglitz: we spent most of the time making rubber cement balls though
(2007-12-07 23:02:30) [...]