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I’m sitting here playing with speech recognition software on my computer, and what better to test it with but the first half of the General Prologue to The Canterbury Tales in middle English!
We had to memorize this my senior year in high school. Here is the real deal, and I spaced it out how [...]

My husband just opened up his Diablo II case and among the Diablo II CDs, he found DC Talk: Supernatural. No recollection of it being put in there by either of us.
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A repairman came today to check our AC because it wasn’t working, and last night I had a dream that when he came, our cat got out, and some mangy, dirty, white male dog about her height started humping her.

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I’ve had a blog for one-third of my life.
Yes, that totally is worth repeating here and on Twitter.

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I just want to take a moment to interrupt talking about the Deeper Still Conference to complain.
First, Old Navy took its plus size clothes out of the stores, and with the exception of some tops, fat girls are now relegated to online shopping. Particularly, they had some nice low-cut pants and jeans, that are [...]

Husband: I opened the jar.
Lauren: After working on that ALL night?! I guess that must have warmed it up..
Husband: It was easy. I was just tired last night.
Lauren: And my problem? Are you saying I’m weak?!
Husband: You ARE the girl.. You’re supposed to be weak and have sexy men like me open jars [...]

I’m going to be trying to blog here a little more often, which might mean you’re going to see some things that appear out of the norm compared to the more serious (and occasionally silly tone) I’ve take on so far. But, remember, this is an asylum, so you can chalk it up to [...]

…as most of D.C. is currently under a tornado warning and those are scary. (I know the first fact because I obsessively watch The Weather Channel, and the second because I live in tornado alley, anyway…)
But I will because it’s my blog and I can if I wanna…
me: so, do you think [...]

I just said to my husband, “I need to go to Suzanne’s (natural herbs/food store) and Hobby Lobby.”
I can’t believe I just uttered those words. Me. I never, in a million years, would have thought…

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My husband won’t let me put a swing set in our bedroom.
Seriously, why do I even keep him?

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