no golfing

i just got back from the park and i’m going to try really hard to express the complete randomness and hysterical-ness of what i saw.

1. this sign was posted at the baseball field. like, i should be able to stop here and the double take of seeing the sign in this spot should be enough humor value. but, alas, there is more and i shall go on.

2. there was indeed a guy golfing there.

3. this park is far and away mostly filled with black people, but you do sometimes see white people (like me!) there.

4. golfer person was perfect white stereotype – an older white gentleman, wearing full country club style golf clothes, smoking a cigar

for a moment, i thought i was walking into an improv everywhere video.

the world feels a little displaced today, haha

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  • best. story. ever.
    btw. i just wanted to tell you that i hate you.
    cause you have now given me the desire to embroider.
    jerk.

  • That’s absolutely hilarious!!!