Once upon a time there lived a turtle. His name was Mr. Turtle and he lived in the land of Laurendesk. Laurendesk was an interesting place to live because in the deepest, darkest part of Laurendesk, there lived an Evil Vicious Lion.
However, Evil Vicious Lion has nothing to do with this story, you see, because Mr. Turtle decided to leave Laurendesk. As all tales go, he went on a grande adventure. On this grande adventure, he met a man in a boat.
“Oh, where am I, Man in a Boat?” asked Mr. Turtle.
“You are in the land of Samdesk. Please excuse our weird contraptions, as we were hit by a terrible Geek-quake,” he replied.
“Indeed,” scoffed Mr. Turtle. And he stole his terribly ugly wig, and ran away.
The End.