– a gene that explains capitalism– is there a gene that explains why i think biological and evolutionary theories get more and more stupid by the day and harder and harder to digest by the minute?
– dear walmart, why did you get rid of the only pair of jeans (pun?) that fit me in this entry state, and replace them with hideous, stretchy jeans titled “bootleg” that are as straight as my genes supposedly made me?
– i get to fly on an airplane in 26 hours, yay!
– i need to read 19 books yet to make 100 for the year. can i do it?
– allow pharmacists to refuse to sell birth control/plan b or heck, any pill, for goodness sakes. they already make those types of decisions/use selling discretion. “they’re not doing their job” is about as stupid an argument as “my body my decision”.
– it’s bag, not sack. a sack is for potatoes.
– it’s bedtime